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Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.
Definitely just Nihachu. If there was a spider in her apartment, she'd just befriend it. No lie.
"The most kind woman in this room is Nihachu."
"Obviously!!"
When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
I’d say someone that would talk to their plants and say nice things to help them grow and would also full send things and would possibly jump off a cliff or something of the sort. With a bungee cord
Wow, look! There’s a kind badass talking to plants and jumping off that cliff
A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
No matter what dumbass move the team pulls, you'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on.
"You're the worst kind of fan."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
A disguise phrase for "Kill Yourself" also known as "KYS", usually quoted after being mislead and pranked online.
User 1: Hey, does anyone have the link to the new Ice Spice vid?
User 2: Here you go.. inserts link of two men kissing or a rickroll
User 1: kind young sir.
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