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One who masters all characteristics and values of a sloth.
A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.
A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
Jones: Hey charlie do you remember that guy that hasent left his apartment for 5 years and then screamed for 2 hours at pedestrians that one day sloths will rule the world?
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.
Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
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To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.
"That guy stiffed me $20, but it's ok, I left a master quiche in his microwave"
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A collection of passionate marijuana smoking connoisseurs who have an appreciation for funny, trippy and straight belligerent times. They live by the herb and die by the herb. Also known as blemmers.
The Blem Masters would like to go on a blemmer trip to Amsterdam or Jamaica to get totally blemmed.
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One who has mastered the art of being cool.
Sure, Julio stole the only girlfriend you've ever had but that's why he's the freakin' Cool Master
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1.) a cool, masterful guy.
2.) someone that is good at pokemon but is still cool and stuff
"See ya bro montana", "Catch ya later brokemon master"
"You're already at the 6th gym? and you scored with 2 chicks last night? You are a total brokemon master!"
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The given name of Blake Masters, a US Senate Candidate in Arizona.
Broke Nigga from Phoenix: Wassup Blake Masters!
Blake Masters: Fuck you nigga you better call me Slave Masters!
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