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A Birthday nazi is someone who's over excessive about celebrating someone elses birthday, usally/especially when the birthday person isnt a willing participant in the over-the-top stupid display of fakery.
See: Taking a veggie to a steakhouse or having cake and ice cream when someone on a diet.
Read: Rude
It's my 22nd birthday and I just wanted a quiet night in. But Lauren had to be a Birthday Nazi and brought a bunch of people over and they all tried to drag me to the club.
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Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.
“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”
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A cannabis smoker who laments the mixing of tobacco with the herb and causes difficulty to those who do. They will often ruin, hide, throw-out or destroy the tobacco one has to do such out of spite. A batch nazi will often use the excuse that it is for the health of the victim but really only is concerned with the anxiety produced from lack of batch. This is shown because in the same instance this person will buy cigarettes to sell to these people because they know they are desperate. Another common trait is putting extra tobacco lodged into the bowlhead of a bong (aka a rigged bowl) or in one's session to give the victim a rush of tobacco smoke.
"Billy did you take the batch?"
"No! why would I dont even smoke batch"
"oh there it is"
"now just for accusing me..."
*throws batch out 12th floor window*
"man, why do you have to be such a batch nazi?"
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An overly aggresive Water Conservation Officer who spreads fear to those who fail to acknowledge sprinking restrictions and fines them accordingly. A real oppressive force.
Ah shit! Here comes the Water Nazi. TURN OFF the sprinkler or he'll fine us back to the stone age again.
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A person who fills snack vending machines for a living, but always puts shitty snacks in front of the awesome snacks you want to buy. So you either have to buy both or wait for some other idiot to do it for you.
"THE SNACK NAZI PUT THE PEANUT M&MS BEHIND A BAG OF UNFLAVORED PORK RINDS!"
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The sadistic Elk Grove High School computer lab beasts that rape Elk Grove students for going on miniclips.com
"oo shit! dammit this happened to me today (22nd September '06) the lab nazis locked my comp.
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Someone who blows off work, school and girlfriends to skate. A Skate Nazi is also commonly used to describe an aggressive territorial skateboarder.
Some little kids tried skateboarding at the park and the Skate Nazis stole their shoes and their boards.
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