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a sexual invitation in which a man offers to clear a seat on his face
Aaron O- "Oh, Dani, allow me to clear a seat for you."
(Aaron slowly and blatently rubs his face from brow to chin)
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1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.
"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."
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The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.
"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."
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A toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. Including making them into your human toilet seat.
Hey Joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?
Yeah I see him.
I am about to make that dude my toilet seat
This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.
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To catch a predator almost "in the act"
"Why don't you take a seat right over there"
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A Volkswagen Golf in drag.
Also shares the same chassis platform and engines as the Skoda Octavia and Audi A3
"My Seat Leon is the dogs danglies; it is far superior to a VW or Audi"
Response: "You do realise that its mechanicals are hardly any different to a Skoda"
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a phrase that is to be said when about to steal someone elses seat. this must be done after 3 seconds or phrase is invalid and taxation becomes illegal upon which you must redeem the seat to its original occupant.
1-2-3 seat tax. unlucky chinsy seat is mine now. ha ha ha.
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