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One of the greatest bands in the world, with our very own Wednesday 13 (lead singer of murderdolls)!!!!
person 1: How great is Frankenstein drag queens from planet 13?
Person 2: I know they rock!!!
27👍 13👎
She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
7👍 19👎
Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist
9👍 2👎
What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.
- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
16👍 3👎
The number of planets in no mans sky.
I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets
36👍 18👎
A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
this planet once orbited Saturn and Uranus, but it got too close that Saturn and Jupiter's gravity took it and throwed it out of the solar system, but Jupiter and Saturn ejected it around 4 billion years ago. It is though to be similar to Uranus and Neptune
Person 1:i miss fifth giant (planet).
Person 2: what even is that?