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A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor
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When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
Monster energy spiked with a percocet
Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean
Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.
Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)
Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.
the name of a sandwich sold at Shaw's (?) that my dad bought on a road trip once. He was really, really, really hungry, and got all excited cause that was all they had to eat, and he bit into it, and the lettuce was wilted, tomatoes gross... you get the point. He completely lost it, and screamed that he would get revenge, lol!!!!
Poor Boy Sandwich. I just told you up there. True story!
Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.
I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.