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a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
An event that could be called epic, but could happen to anyone.
"Have you been to MLIA?"
"Yes, I love the generically epic stories that happen on that website."
a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present
Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
Losing your fantasy football game on Monday Night to a player who has a career day.
Chelsey had an Epic Letdown when Stephan Diggs scored three touchdowns on Monday Night Football
A word when you don’t know what to say
Guy1: yo dude how’s it going!
Guy2: … backflip epic
The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.
Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.