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Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.
Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?
Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.
Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!
I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!
‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.
Joe: how was your flight?
James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby
Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.
When a person has plans with someone else but makes plans with another in case the original plans don't work out
Christian wanted to go to the movies with Shelbee, but he has plans with mistie the backup tire
When you keep getting hungry from staying up late
Do I really keep getting tired hungry?
The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle
I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed
A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)