When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
To leave. To bounce. To get the hell out of there. Commonly used when leaving somewhere to go outside. (Verb)
Hey bro, this funeral blows, let's hit the curb. We can decide what we want to do once we are outside but the vibes are not fun in here.
Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
Verb
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
"Jim is curbbing on that junk, he needs to quit."/
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
I could really use a little curb church tonight.