columbia housed

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

Dry House

A house with absolutely no alcohol for consumption.

Hey Grant, lets leave this is a dry house. I drank the last beer.

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)

"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."

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Brick House

Full-figured female. Really "built."

That chick is a brick house.

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swisha house

Slowed down/chopped/screwed up music/style, originated by 'DJ Screw (RIP).... Swisha house includes freestylas such as, Magnificent, 50 50, Paul Wall, Chamilionarre, Mike Jones... who?

yeah mofuckas, swisha house.. dirrty souf.

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house whore

A girl who lives in a house with all guys (typically a frat house)

Wait TDX isn't a co-ed fraternity, why does Jane live there?

She's the house whore. I bet she totally puts out.

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house roll

to take E (ecstacy) at home instead of a trance club or event where E is usually taken

"We didn't feel like gettin' our asses to the trance club so we just house rolled instead"

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