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Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
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a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses
all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake
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The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.
Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.
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homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!
"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"
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A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
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A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
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other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
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