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When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason
P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent
As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"
wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one
When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.
Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."
Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"
Screaming out passages from a trap hiphop song (uncontrollably).
John had a very severe form of trap de la tourette. At the DMV he screamed: WATCH YOUNG QUEVO BREAK THE POT!!
A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others
"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"
"What's wrong, dude?"
"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"
When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
Alter ego created by Puterway who has Tourette’s and UP down syndrome
Here comes tolme Tourette’s go the other way.