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Shit yourself on the way to the toilet
I left a gravy trail down the hallway this morning
The smell trail someone carries with them and shares with you after leaving the restroom after a good poo or farting in another place and walking by.
You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.
"Whew, Dave just left the restroom and he's trailing glory!"
(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"
When someone inserts a toy truck into their partner's anus, then removes it and then rolls it up their back, leaving a dirty trail of tire marks along their spine.
"No more dirty trails tonight! We've run out of hot wheels!"
The oozing jizz that drips out of your girl’s vaj after you cream pie her!
Dude, that was a big load, you see that dripping down her taint trail?
The trail of pubic hair from the belly button to the genitals.
I'm hiking the trail to paradise tonight!
Lakawanna Trail is a redneck shit show of a town in PA, about 30 mins from Scranton and 2 hours from Philadelphia. The locals have never produced any contribution to society. The high school kids are not even athletic. Overall the town is small and every cock in this area is about 2 inches. This place should be destroyed.
Like the town itself, the people in Lakawanna trail are pathetic, weak and look gay.
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The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.
I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.
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