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1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.
Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.
When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.
Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.
Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".
The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.
Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.
Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?
Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.