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why don't scientists trust atoms?

because they make up everything...

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by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

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Trust Me, I know what I'm doing

what republicans say when voting on a bill, always wrong.

Donald Trump likes to project, "trust me, I know what I'm doing", but that is only in reference to promoting himself.

by Cons are all Santorum February 20, 2016

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You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 15, 2010

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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

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Can't be trusted

Nooooo no no! It's just fucking spite bitch. Just spite. Nothing else. You aren't saving humanity by trying to steal from me. You would let me kill you all in an A.I. genocide before you would ever share your stolen authority with a peasant.

Hym "Oh no, you're right. I can't be trusted. But neither can any of you. You need to be excised from eachothers lives (with extreme prejudice) until you're no longer the obstacles you are. Even the peripheral effect you have is noxious.

by Hym Iam March 3, 2024


Trust

Believing the other one won't be an asshole with you.

Yesterday, I saw the pinacle of trust: two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

by Xabalau May 23, 2017


TRUST

When you know someone will be there for you .

I put all my trust in you bestie

by January 2, 2022