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Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.
Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?
Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.
Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?
A desperate woman fornicating old try poop that was formed into a dildo.
Yo i bet you that hoe is so into turd sex, look at her play wit that dog poo.
A trailer park or mobile home community.
Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"
Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."
Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."
Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"