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The act of shooting a load on a girls face the throwing a handful of glitter on her face.
Dude I was with my G/F last night and I Twilighted her. She sparkled like tinkerbell!
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Twilight is an ultra-popular saga consisting of 4 books by Stephanie Meyer. Mainly appreciated by girls from age 8-16, the series has made billions of dollars in films and other merchandise. However, no matter how "great" the fans make it seem, the writing is actually quite poor and the plot is boring and unoriginal. The actual definition of "saga" (a word commonly used to describe the series) is "a long story of heroic achievement", which is definitely NOT what Twilight is. The protagonist is a plain girl named Bella with no personality or talent (besides being incredibly boring and uninteresting). She ends up falling in love with a vampire, Edward (who is also quite boring and one-dimensional). Many of the fans of Twilight adore this character, saying he's 'hot'.
These books set bad examples for society. For instance, Bella is willing to DIE than not be with Edward. This is emphasizing the idea that having a boyfriend is the most important thing in life, and that women should be protected like material.
The series is often compared to another ultra-popular series, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. In contrast to Twilight, these books are great. Go read them.
An edited exerpt from Twilight
Edward: OHMYGOD, Bella, go jump off a cliff, I hate you.
Bella: Okay, my darling Eddy! I love you sooooooo much I would die for you!
-bella jumps off cliff-
Edward: OMG, Bella, how can you be so stupid!?!?!
Bella: -sobbing- I'M SORRY EDWARD! I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH NEVER LEAVE ME!!!!
Edward: I love you too. Now go away I hate you.
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to take something previously cool and/or dark and mass share/produce it and completely ruin the fun/coolness of it,
like taking a dark murderous creature like a vampire and throwing glitter on them and spreading them around the tween world. They twilighted the Konami code by spreading it around as the facebook trick and "omg it will totally work, if it does repost this!."
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A book, that people either really like, or hate with a passion. It is written by Stephenie Meyer, and is about a vampire, Edward Cullen, who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human .
It was made into a really sucsessful film in 2008.
Everyone is really obsessed with it, even if they hate it. They will try to search for every bad thing about it, and spend lots of time making a 'I hate Twilight' website, when they could just ignore it, and get on with their lives.
They also try to make fun of Twilight fans, saying they are 'Really fat and pathetic' or are Emo. This isn't true.
Some Twilight fans know Edward isn't real, and is weird and stalker-like. People don't know this. They also think Bella tried to kill herself in New Moon. She didn't.
Person 1: Oh my God! I hate Twilight!
Person 2: I know! I saw your 'I hate Twilight' website! Its really good!
Person 3: No! Twilight is AMAZING!
Person 4: Yeah, I know you idiots!
Person 5: All of you just shut up! Stop obsessing over it!
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Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.
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The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.
Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.
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