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A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.
Oh man...don't look up that guy Joe C. is right behind us, he is the ultimate douchebag.
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1. the sounds usually heard during an intense or explosive orgasim.
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a stool from the anal cavity
1. dude, i was showin her my o face! but i bet the neighbors next door heard my ultimate strain! they looked at me wierd the next day... u showed my man flower off!
2. when i was droppin that stink nugget from my brown eye, the burning sensation was so intense that it seared and scortched my anal flower; my ultimate strain was so loud it shook the walls and helped alleviated the pain from my shit stool.
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the sussiest of the sus rises from the top ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
Person 1 : Dude, why u actin so sus?
Person 2 : ultimate amogus, ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
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Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.
Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.
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the only reason black people voted for obama is because he is black.
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people
black guy: i voted for obama because he is a republican
white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again
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1. The best game where one can lay a beat down just to get a point and not get in trouble for it.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.
"Dude, you just close lined me"
"It's okay, it's ULTIMATE Frisbee." ^_^
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This is the ability to be willing to do give up all you have to show you love your one true love. . .This doesnt mean to give up going after them it means the ability to chase her around the world and let her realize you need her more than anything else. ..
John just to show how much he loved Elizabeth was willing to have the ultimate sacrifice for her and stopped everything and joined the army to be able to make her dreams come true if she gave you a chance again
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