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When a girl has excessive pride in her vagina.
That bitch has a false case of vaginal hubris
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When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect completely.
Usually existing in elderly women, but more often today in younger, due to excessive vaginal fissures, corrupting the fluid secreting glands.
1. Unfortunate Male: "Man, I knew I should of brought Lube, your grandmother's moldy gaping vagina was so dry and full of Vaginal Adhesive that it tore so much flesh from me that it looks like I have a canine penis."
2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."
3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"
Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."
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The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape)
"Two men are currently being held without bail after the alleged act of vaginal thievery."
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A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.
Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.
Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.
Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).
He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.
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When the wives of world leaders withdraw from sexual activities to force them to have bi-lateral meetings to stop a war.
Obama: Michelle decided to use vaginal warfare tactics and told me she would stop giving me her special black muffin if I didn't talk to the Taliban directly.
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1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.
Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.
Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"
Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."
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It is any rock or stone that may be used for clitoral stimulation.
"I'm feeling horny."
"Let me find a good vaginal stone, ya dig?"
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