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The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.
Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
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One of the teams in "World Series Of Pop Culture," they kicked the Lazer Wolves out, and really shut the annoying damn Cheetara cheerleaders or whatever those things are up. They consist of the members Nne, Jason, and Alex. They have such a cool logo, that should be the logo of VH1 :) and World Series of Pop Culture. Anyway they are the coolest team and it was really disappointing to see them lose to the Boeghy Bunch. Dave really such have creamed Jim in the Semi Finals, but it was so ironic.. Anyway they know their things, and should find no problems in their careers.
Dude the Velvet Rope Revolution is the best team out in the World Series of Pop Culture.
Jim: ACDC.
Pat: Thats incorrect. Dave you have a chance to steal.
Dave: Metallica.
Pat: Thats correct.
Dave: You really shouldn't have said that.
Jim: Why not?
Dave: Because I was deciding between the two, ACDC or metallica either one.
Jim: *in his head* Oh you fucking smart ass.
No he is! Dave is so smart and cool, not to be gay or anything.
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When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.
I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there
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1. A Term To Describe A Pair Of Cheap Two Stripe Trackies, Usually Lonsdale.
2. A Term Famous Around Clackmannanshire Scotland, The Craze Stared By Two Twins After Their Friend Posted A Picture Of Himself Wearing Two Stripes, The Term Then Began To Be Used As An Insult.
Look At That Gimp and His Velvet Two Stripes.
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The act of jerking someone off using one's neck.
Jenny had to wear a scarf to hide the fact that she had given Chandler a Denver velvet necktie.
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When a girl is on her period and she shits into a toilet bowl of period blood, thus conpleteing red velvet pancake. Ejaculate topping is optional.
Whats that smell?
Oh yeah I just made some fresh gnarly red velvet pancakes!
Gross
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Hitlers Velvet Aglet
is when you take an aglet put it inside of your urethra and fuck the woman unrelentlessly and when you orgasm the aglet will shoot out due to pressure.
I gave my wife a hitlers velvet aglet and i shot her eye out.
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