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Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better
I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!
A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
Variation of howl but possibly due to the over-consumption of alcohol
Vodka howls - howling wishing I was with you but might be the result of over-consumption of alcohol.
She/he a howl (possibly vodka howl)
Vodka howling right now - might think differently in the morning!
Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.
Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad
A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time