A long night out needs something to keep you going. When you find that beautiful white powder, the kind that keeps you up and keeps you hard, it’s a vodka nosebull.
Rick from Red Deer: Hey buddy, my girl dumped me and I need to go out for some vodka nosebulls.
Sammy from Saskatoon: Fuck buddy whatever you need we can get some nosebulls fuckin real western Canadian girls.
A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.
I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*