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George W. Bush

When I first found out that George W. Bush was running for President, I was aghast. Not just aghast, but literally laughing out loud. The man is and was clearly an idiot, and his father was such a failure as President that we kicked his ass out of office after one term. Why the hell would anyone with half a brain prop this man up as a candidate, let alone vote for him? As the race rolled along and I realized the Republicans were serious about white-washing and selling this amoral, spoiled aristocrat/self-proclaimed newborn Christian to the American people, I stated that if he ever got elected I would have to leave the country. Sadly, I discovered that Americans are far more easily manipulated than I ever could have imagined. Of course after he stole a second election I knew it was time to get out. When he "won" (with the help of the kind folks at Diebold) the second time, my heart broke. I cannot drive down the road without seeing those repulsive "W" stickers proudly displayed on cars. And in the name of this great nation he and his cronies helped not build, but who are contributing to its downfall. It is sickening.

Initially I was going to take up a lot of space here typing in fact after fact about Bush’s war crimes, his cocaine abuse, his constant lying, his foul mouth, his hypocrisy, and his cluelessness, but I realized a number of things:

Firstly, many people have done this better than I ever could, and it is not making a damn bit of difference, as the people pointing out his secretiveness, scandals and lies do not have the deep pockets of industrialists at their disposal. Not enough to even begin to keep up with the far right’s well-funded propaganda machine. We are now in a world of shit, as CNN and FOX "News" have destroyed Democracy, journalism, and freedom of speech in America.

Secondly, having spent a lot of time talking with Christian conservatives, and even garden-variety right-wingers, I have realized that soundly researched facts cannot hold up against culturally entrenched (and often absolutely misinformed, if not truly absurd) rhetoric. Simply put, right-wing Christians are so desperate to believe in this man that they have abandoned all logic and any desire to search for, or even listen to, the truth. And, if you bother to try and point out facts that run contrary to the myths they stubbornly believe about the Bush administration, they, like monkeys, will all gang up, reach into their asses and fling gobs of hot stinking rhetoric until some of it actually sticks to their intended target. Sadly, in their desperation to make the world in their image, Christian conservatives are applying to George W. Bush the same blind faith they apply to the Bible. This willful pig-ignorance is not only dangerous, but unforgivable. George W. Bush is not Jesus Christ. Honestly, I think if Jesus were here he wouldn’t touch the Bush administration with a ten-foot cross. I am certain that come THEIR judgement day, these so-called Christians will have to stand and answer for their willful ignorance and for their idolatry in thinking of Bush as the Second Coming.

I have three questions:

#1 - Why was it so bad that Clinton lied about a blow job but it is OK that George W. Bush lied about every aspect of this pointless and unjustified war? And I don’t want to hear about how Saddam Hussein had to be removed, because the end does NOT justify the means. Or, perhaps for right-wing Christians and Republicans, it does. They seem to be working with a far more skewed moral compass than the rest of us. And don’t tell me Bush got bad intelligence reports. Bullshit! He lied, you know it, I know it, he knows it....the whole world knows it. And Clinton could have NEVER gotten away with such a cheap excuse as bad intelligence reports. At least the only casualty of Clinton’s lie was a spunk-stained dress.

#2 - How in the hell is it that Bush (and in many accounts, ONLY Bush) can be proclaimed as some sort of hero for protecting America? Bin Laden (remember him?) attacked us, not Hussein. Simply put, we got the wrong guy. Why? Because just like college, his oil business, and his time in the military, catching bin Laden was too difficult, so Junior Bush bailed out and went after something easier. Why else? Because the Bushes are in bed with the bin Laden family. They have a business relationship that has in recent years become something of a family feud with the bin Ladens, the end result creating a severe conflict of interests when it comes to foreign policy. Additionally, Poppa Bush was unable (or unwilling) at getting Hussein the first time, and he wanted blood, so Junior stepped up to the plate to clean up the dirty mess his incompetent father left behind.

#3 - Why was it so bad that Clinton smoked pot but it is OK that George W. Bush snorted cocaine and is still a drunkard? And, to make matters worse by far, now that Bush and Rove, and CNN and FOX "News" have seen how much they can get away with, things are going to get a lot worse after his second term is over. Bush was only the far right’s warm-up act. I will not stay here and watch rich sons-of-bitches turn America into a third world country. They have been working diligently at it, and will wipe out the middle class in my lifetime, reducing America to a feudalism - or perhaps even worse, a theocracy.

If another Christian-conservative Republican candidate wins in 2008, regardless of how comparitively less right-wing he or she may be to good ol' Dubya, mark my words.....it will only be the beginning of the end. American society as we know it will be plunged into a second millenial version of the medieval dark ages - hell, we're already practically experiencing a 21st century equivalent of Hitler's Third Reich (and possibly even Stalin's USSR).

We are not the land of the free or the home of the brave, contrary to what the George W. Bush regime may try to have us believe. There are numerous countries more free than we are, and I want to see them. I am tired of living in a country that does not back up its boasts of freedom for all. America talks the talk but it does not walk the walk. If there are any "righties" out there reading this, instead of jerking your knees, do a little research, you might be upset to find out that this is true! Or, you could just reach into your asses and fling more stinking rhetoric at me.
Either way, I am urging all American citizens of voting age who have at least a thread of common sense and intelligence to do the right thing in 2008.
After all, no matter how bad things are, or could still get...remember and have faith that history could very well repeat itself, that these "dark ages" could recede....and we may yet live to see another Renaissance once again.

by TheMocker October 28, 2006

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George W. Bush

George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.

by The WISE MAN who opens his damn eyes and sees the FACTS as they are July 30, 2006

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George W Bush

tremendously ignorant of reality. look for his picture in the dictionary under 'foolish'.

synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.

def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)

If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II

competent individual speaking to a fool: "no one in their right mind would do that..you can't get away with that; who the fuck do you think you are? George Bush!?"

worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"

by kris February 21, 2005

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