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Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021


Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016


Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 2, 2020


Brand washing

Brand washing occurs when a company gets involved in something "positive" just to be perceived as a good entity di per se.

"Their commitment with the Red Cross is pure brand washing"
"They're supporting the Green Peace summit as a brand wash"

by Dott. M June 4, 2018


squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009


Yellow Washing

When, in a movie, a character that is white is played by an Asian person.

"You know Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender"
"Yeah"
"He got yellow washed"
"AAAAAAAAWWWH SHIIIIEEEET!! THEY'RE YELLOW WASHING AANG?!"

by Agent Blaze It April 30, 2017

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bag wash

A bag wash is when one has used almost all of their amphetamines/cocaine or other powdered narcotic, and is left with no choice but to rip the bag open and suck the bag clean.

Charlie sheen had been partying for three days solid and his dealer had gone to bed, so he bag washed

by Clountercockwise March 10, 2016

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