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There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the high traffic, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Olympia, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.
The majority of people that live in Olympia are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.
In general, an Olympia person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.
However, there are some respectable people in Olympia of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I left Olympia:
Olympia chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!
Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.
Olympia chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!
Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.
*I walk away shaking my head*
Olympia chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.
*I continue walking* Damn....I'm leaving Olympia, Washington and going back to Longview, Washington.
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The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.
The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
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When an old woman with a massive white bush powders the balls of a man and they happen upon reverse cowgirl.mmm
While penetration is taking place one may look down and see George Washington's face.
Dude your Grandma totally gave me a George Washington last night.
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When tugs_elo slides down a slide and his pants roll all the way up past his waist, revealing his tiny dick. He then proceeds to climb back up, go down again head first, and have his foreskin torn off due to friction. He then masturbates.
Did you see when tugs_elo did the Washington slider? It was hilarious!
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The object of sexual desire for the President, a Congressman, or any other federal employee.
Monica lewinski or any sexually abused washington intern
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An insanely unexpected dn joke.
You: ayo yk George Washington
Some dumbass : George Washington who?
You: George washin a ton of deez nut in your mouth
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George Washington was obviously the first president of the U.S. As of 2019 he was born 287 years ago.
Calling someone a George Washington is the same as calling them old.
'George Washington looking bitch'- Hodgetwins talking about an 88 year old.
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