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thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd
George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'
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The deadliest weapon very very scary
I have a push pop weapon it’s scary
A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.
Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!
someone who can and will release farts so vile that they could be used in war if needed
guy 1: yo bro that guys fart smell so bad
guy 2: yea thats why he is a walking biological weapon
lmaoooooo discount wacky workbench
i have finally finished wacky weapons bay's background
The Heavy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Heavy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR. He is often considered the face of the game, due to his prominent appearance on box-art, promotional materials, and loading screens. He starred in the very first Meet the Team video, and has appeared in all further movies to date.
The Heavy is the largest and arguably most dangerous class in Team Fortress 2 - boasting the most base health, combined with the devastating firepower of his trusty Minigun. This weapon can inflict huge damage at a very high rate of fire, allowing him to mow down opposing babies, cowards, and teeny-men in mere seconds. Being the slowest class in the game, the Heavy's movement speed is his main weakness. Upon revving up or firing his Minigun, his already unimpressive speed drops down to an even lower amount, making him a very easy target for Snipers and Spies. His sluggish speed makes him more dependent on support from Medics and Engineers to keep him actively in the fight. As a result of his burly stature, he also takes 50% less knockback from most damage sources - excluding Sentry Gun bullets.
The Heavy is voiced by Gary Schwartz.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.
Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.