Pulling a weiner

Claiming your account was hacked when it was not.

Kevin's hotmail didn't get hacked, he's pulling a weiner.

pulling a Weiner

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.

Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

little weiner

people with little weiners are below average in looks and inches. Typically names starting with the letter L because they are a major L.

Little Weiners are used always single, poor landen.

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V-Weiner

The girl princess part

Don't talk to Sally she has a freakin nasty V-Weiner!

weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt