When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.
I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.
People who think east europe is western, people who think gen z ended in 2006, people who think usa is #1, people who disrespect black people, people who support racism and lgbtq, avoid these people at all cost.
Pro-Western
Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.
A hotel brand shorten to sometimes as BWH.
They also have alternatives such as Best Western Plus, & Best Western Premier
Shout out to BW for making write this =)
Me: I wanna go to Best Western!
My friend: Nah! Try going to Best Western Plus, it's better.
Random person: How about BW Premier?
Me: Um... I think I'll just go back to Hampton Inn. Thanks
An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.
Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E