wet connection

n. when a girl can eat out of her own vagina

Holy shit! I just saw Jill having a wet connection with herself up the punane.

Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.

"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

Wet Nog

To Insert a males forehead into a females vagina.

Dude my hair is so sticky. I shouldn't have Wet Nogged that girl last night.

Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

Wet Hen

"Typical British slang. A 'wet hen' is bedraggled, sad and useless. Probably not as useless as a big girl's blouse, though, and better off than a lame duck." - Terry Pratchet

A wuss or a weakling.

Oh, don't be such a wet hen!