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When one person leaves the group chat to dm someone else in the groupchat privately
Katie left the gc just to tell me that she hates everyone in it and is just trying to be nice. I hate that she is always DM Whispering.
I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.
A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.
The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them
A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.
"Jackie looks like a hooker today."
"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"
A horrific release of bowel vapor that makes no sound as it escapes.
A silent, but violent fart.
Bobby screamed in fear, "Teresa, oh god, what is that smell?" Teresa ran out of the room, leaving only her death whisper behind.
A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".
"Ann are you okay?"
"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."
"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"
"Time to pull off some miracles!"
Oh no, I just let out a crinkle whisper. I hope no one smells it.