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Ashley Baker is a strong, kind, and loving person to know. She is nice, strong, and known to be quite honest. She is so pretty and beautiful.
Ashley Baker is super fun to have as your girlfriend!
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The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.
Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!
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I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!
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A travel agency that provides coach trips.
I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.
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Offspring of a dozen and a baker's dozen. In formulaic terms, it is 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) which equals 156.
Salesman: "How many bagels do you?"
Customer: "Well, there's a lot of people, I better buy a baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many bagels, sir"
Customer: "Well, shit."
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Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.
oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?
Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.
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1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.
Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.
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