So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

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I Am That Guy

That Guy Who Your Female Goes To When Your Not Around Or Not Giving Her What She Wants.

Ayo Homeboy Just So You Know, I Am That Guy.

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Pack of What I Am's

A pack of Kool brand cigarettes.

Give me a bottle of bumpy face and a pack of what I am's.

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All I am saying is

What you say on FB when you want to avoid the cliche, "just sayin'" and sound serious instead.

Susan: "All I am saying is, you will enjoy Sunology if you look into it."

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i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

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Where the fuck i am

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

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I Am your mom

Opposite of "I am your dad"

I am your mom. That's why.

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