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1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
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A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
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When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
Blow blow Seminole wind
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The unflattering and temperate breath one can feel on their skin, as a result of a nearby persons cough.
Well mannered person: Eugh, all I could feel on the tram was that guys cough-wind on my neck.
The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.
Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.
The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.
"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."
The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.
Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!