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sleeve of wizard

classified also as meat curtains, these vagina lips hang so low that you can hide a village in there. cautionn it's probably moldy.

paris hilton
britney spears
pamela anderson

and about 85 other treadless celebrity vaginas are classified as this..

best to avoid at all costs.

eww shes such a ho. her vagina lips hang low like sleeve of wizard

by lacking in the cracking May 20, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wizard finger

When the ash on a joint, cigarette, blunt, or cigar gets very long. It usually curves downward and grows until it no longer can hold on.

-Check out the huge wizard finger on this blunt.

-Last night Elliott had the biggest wizard finger going!

by Big Lou 53 May 28, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Wizard

When one waves their dick around while saying "abracadabra" and then cums on the girl's face.

She won't talk to me since I gave her a dirty wizard.

by danzilla69 November 28, 2009

70๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


wizard's beard

1. A man's beard consisting of the softest, fluffiest and whitest human hairs imaginable. Usually found on an elderly man's chin. Softer than a hamster. Requires of you to feel the hairs in a friendly way. In fantasy settings usually only Wizards have these types of beards, hence the name. Chinese people can grow these kinds of beards too, although the chin hairs grow 256x faster than the cheeks or sideburns. Incredibly rare in Atheist and to a lesser extent rare in Christian parts of the world. Other religions are more beard-friendly resulting in a greater chance of finding a man with a wizard's beard.

2. Can also refer to an incredibly bushy amount of pubic hairs. You can also find crotch crickets here on occasion.

1. Fu Manchu has such a nice wizard's beard. I just want to run my fingers through it and cuddle him.
1. Saruman II was cuddled and hugged by Ivan V in Imperial Russia and his wizard's beard was felt.

2. Last night my schlong got tangled in Roxanne's wizard's beard.
2. Yassin's wizard's beard has too much semen dried up in it. He should wash it or else he'll have crabs.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 5, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree wizard

Synonymous with tree doctor.

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.

by Louie Anderson November 29, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.

He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.

by Dinosaurasauraus January 27, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cake Wizard

Getting your pee stream to stay on the urinal cake the entire time. (Pink thing used to clean urinals).

Wiz - To pee.

Two people are using a urinal next to each other.

"Oh man, I'm the Cake wizard, my aiming was spot on the entire time."

"Um, cool."

by Imadeanurbandefintion March 21, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž