An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.
I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!
An opossum.
Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.
Another word for grinding ; meaning when a girl dirty dances on a guy making him hard as wood
Woman 1: How was the club last night?
Woman 2: Great I was dancing on wood all night!
n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.
I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.
I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods
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