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Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)
Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.
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That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.
Do you mind taking a late lunch today?
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'
So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband
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Your best friend at the workplace.
I can't believe how long that conference call lasted. Thanks for picking up my lunch work bestie
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something that never happens..
there are absolutly no niggers that work
so there is no nigger work
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Wet work usually refers to assassinating people in a covert manner.
Mr. Clark is quite the expert in Wet Work; not surprising given his military background.
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Taking a dump while on the clock.
I was gonna go before I left the house, but decided to make it a working poo.
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Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.
An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.
You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
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