Yo momma

The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.

“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!

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yo honah

How black people say, "Your honor"

Judge: And did you steal that man's bike?
Tyrone: I swear to god i didn't, yo honah!

Yo mom

It's a word we use for jokes

person 1: what are you watching?
person 2: Yo mom!

yo mumma

The ultimate insult. The pinnacle of purely and utterly annihilating one's asshole in an argument, a pure roast and toast, the end all be all of a bickering.

guy 1: "I never wanna see you again!!!"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "when are you gonna stop saying that"
guy 2: "yo mumma"

yo mum

Yo mum generally used in yo muma jokes to offend the other person

Yo muma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito

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yo face

the ultimate comeback of Davie Fizzle; can be used in any situation and in any context; has no definate meaning or place in the english language; most effective when said in the "cartman" character voice.

Q: "What are we doing tonight?"
A: "YO FACE"
Q: "What's that caught in the garbage disposal?"
A: "YO FACE"

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Yo Sick

A sarcastic remark to an unamusing statment, comment, joke, or question. Most people when saying "Yo Sick" tend to point both arms in the direction of the person who has made the idiotic comment. It is also custom to add the person's name at the end of the "Yo Sick"

Yo Sick: Adjective describing someone unamusing

Person 1: Stupid comment nobody cares about
Person 2: Yooo sick

Eckel: Guys the broncons are going to win the superbowl and the Uconn huskies are going to win the NCAA national championship
Everyone in the General Area: Yoooo Sick Eckel

Austin Allen: Whats up Davey Burgers
Eckel: Yooo sick Don

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