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When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife
Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack
You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
If you see this guy he is not likely eating a donut. He at least Weighs 239 pounds. He also likes to monitor the mall make sure everything is in shape, no funny business. And he smells like he hasn’t washed in 6 years.
Dude why does Zack wiss always caught lacking. Never have I once seen him not eating a donut.
a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends
This dudes pullin a heavy zack schmitt vibe
A butt. But a real friend. The best one someone could ask for
My best friend Zack Read
The largest, most dense object in the known universe more commonly known to it's discoverers as Zack McCurrie. It has a gravitational pull 10x the average black hole's and is thought to be the centre of the universe, the thing that binds all galaxies, nebulas and lone planets to have ever existed in an eternal swirl of all matter.
Holy sh*t that's Zack McCurrie, I didn't even know it was real!
A day to spend time with a Zack or Zackary/Zechariah
"Hi Zack, let's hang out!"
Zack: "why?"
"Because it's national Zack/Zech day."