Dylan

A person who would drive off a 150ft cliff and come back alive

Dylan is known as gas

Dylan

A Dylan is a sweet man who has an obsession with weeaboo's and never gets over them. Has good sense of humor and lives in Ohio. He harasses me for my big tits but that's fine. He also has good French Fries.

Dylan

Dylaned

Accidentally putting your finger in someone's ass

Oh i just dylaned this girl, oops

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

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Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

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Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

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Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

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