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Order 4 tacos then use getting napkins as an excuse to leave the restaurant in order to lie down on the sidewalk and shout "THIS IS NORMAL IN ASIA!" followed by multiple Uber cancellations before finally getting an Uber to go 5 blocks home.
Yeah man, it's crazy.... after she pulled a Lexi goodbye, I was left with no napkins and 4 tacos all to myself so I gave some tacos to a homeless dude.
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Lexi Smash lêxee smâsh- (Verb). A violent kick to a male's testicles. This is usually painful and could lead to bruising and/or bleeding. SYN: Neuter. ANT: Fun; Enjoyable.
The girl got pissed off at that guy so she lexi smashed him until his balls bled.
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one of the most experiemental bands to date, incorporating pop, rock, metal, punk, electro, indie, and everything in between. their lead singer deemed them "pseudo pop"
girl 1: "lexi sayok is playing tomorrow live!"
girl 2: "no way lets go!!"
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Lexi is a very loud, short tempered girl. but if you have her do not let her go. she has a great sense of humor and is very short. Has a great body but is very insecure. she feels like she has to please everyone she will love you thoroughly and sees the good in everybody.
person 1: Who is yellin?
person 2: oh her thats lexi shes very loud
person 3: she is totally a lexi <3
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Sexy Lexi is one sexy girl. She is so hot. Everybody wants to clap her thicc ass cheeks. She is the most loyal girl you’ll ever meet
Boy 1: Aye you see that girl sexy lexi.
Boy 2: Yeah i wanna clap them cheeks
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a pop band from the suburbs of salt lake city. they're best known for their extremely original sound. whether you like them or not, you must admit that they have their own original sound. their music is all written by their front man devan bailey.
"lexi sayok sounds like my ears just went through puberty and had a heart attack all at the same time!"
"yayayaya.... let's listen to pseudo science!!"
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A dirty Lexy is the act of fucking any random guy and gripping their dicky dick with both of your hands and twisting it then giving it a little peck on the top. Then afterwards you make him piss in a fun pop baggy thing and freezing then later that night you guys split it in half and eat it. Yummy!!
We did a dirty Lexy last night girl!! I think he liked it!!
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