When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.
Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)
A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.
The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.
"Hey, how was your date last night?"
"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."
The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.
Beds without the bed frame, straight on the dirty floor. Typically used by snakes and people with low income (Broke Mfs).
Damn nigga, you got the prison bed and you talking shit???!!!
Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.
“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”