cow look

The look in which a person scrunches up their eyes and nose, stares you down, and makes their lips pouty. In doing this, they resemble the look of a cow. If they're fluffy, they look even more like a cow.

"Don't look at "L", he might stare you down with his cow look, and then cow techno might start playing, you don't want that now do you?"

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holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

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cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

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Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.

"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"

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Magic Cow

A drink that is a mixture of half Dr. Pepper and Half Milk

I am so broke all I can afford is magic cow and spaghetti

cubicle cow

A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle

There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.

cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow

Justin has a cow dick