High-Fluting Economist

1. An economist or talking head who sings the praises of the wealthy corporations while glossing over the miserable state of the working class. This would generally include the majority of all economists since only the wealthy corporations can afford to hire official excuse-makers.

2. Roughly, anyone who tells you to "whistle while you work".

3. One who plays the skin flute for his corporate daddies in exchange for Ass Tokens.

The word 'highfallutin' is based on a midwestern slang pronunciation of high + fluting or flutin'. The adjective is meant to humorously contrast the fancy and ghey sounds of a flautist (flute player) with the seriousness of everything else in the real world.

That high-fluting economist thinks he's really something special in his fancy suit and gold watch. He's just putting lipstick on a pig.

My boss has been listening to that high-fluting economist on Fox News and now he's got the Ayn Rand Effect so I could get fired just for showing up today.

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Bum Flute

two meanings,

1.using your vagina to music with.
2.another word to describe your vagina.

"her bum flute was ripping some awesome tunes man"

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Pan Flute Sunrise

When u wake up your female partner with a lovely song on the pan flute. Then contintue to splatter her face with love juice

Dude what did you with Ashley yesterday?

Nothing much just gave her a little pan flute sunrise

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Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

Skin flute salute

a (1): when the males member insists on pledging it's allegiance. (2): erection

"Johnny gave a skin flute salute to Cindy last night!"

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

Jesus’ Skin Flute

My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.

Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.

Preston: alright man lemme wake up

Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.