I was having a good day, then I remembered that France still exists.
A Country not even Urban Dictionary acknowledges the existence of
France doesn't exist
Person 1: I heard he's from France, he might be an interesting guy.
Person 2: He's made of butter and tartar sauce.
a place that was colonized by canada because canada colonized france
did you know france was colonized by canada
A no-good country where all they do is drink wine eat snails and smoke whilst thinking they are better than everyone else. FUCK FRANCE (Paris is in France.)
person 1: fuck France I hate France.
person 2: va te faire foutre.
France is a complete and utter shithole full of snobs, its litteraly the gates of hell.
Person 1: What do you think about france?
Person 2: I fucking despise it.
The centre of every joke the world has ever made. The President is also a jokeman and they like stealing fish