someone who eats with excessive speed or is incredibly messy in consuming food. also, someone who eats food at any given chance or takes food from another without permission
Everytime Andy gets out of my car, there are always crumbs in the backseat. He is such a grease grubber!
The grease feeling on your face when you wake up
Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.
The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
Used when greeting a friend, just before or actually at the point of hand contact.
Grease and release, my player
Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?
Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!
Term for a female that prefers dating or having sex with mechanics
"Dude, every since I became certified as a mechanic I've got grease bunnies all over me"
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idk, its a liquid made of everythin one can find, often inedible
aaran, give me a swig of the gangman grease