a panda who donates mad money and rocks real hard
bono panda definitely deserves more awards than bono, i heard bono's actually a piece of shit
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A code word that simply means throw all my trash out of my car while we're driving; Nonchalantly litter.
While I was driving I realized I had loads of trash in my car so i told my fellow passengers to "moonlight panda" the trash.
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An Taiwanese or Chinese toker. Title for an Taiwanese or Chinese guy or girl that smokes weed.
Boy 1: I heard that Lixon got a 2400 on his SAT's.
Boy 2: Yea, but that stupid fucker is a panda toker.
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The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.
"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough
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A golden panda is when a guy pisses in a girls asshole, then, upon empty bladder, the girl gets up in a squat position and does a lap around the room, while keeping the piss in her ass.
Scott proceeded to execute the "golden panda" on his girlfriend Katherina, who successfully completed the lap in olympic record time.
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a panda who is very horny and is arosed easily by other pandas
Damn that sexual panda is really banging her hard
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A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it
Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.
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