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"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.
"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"
"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."
An age old game invented whilst driving in convoy in Wales by Ashley Adams, Kris Farrell and Mark Tompson of Royal Leamington Spa.
The aim of the game is to scare as many sheep as possible by using the horn of your vehicle. Beeps longer than 5 seconds are not a loud.
That game of beep-sheep was intense, the cows even started running.
Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
a new zelander who fucks sheep
Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei
Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
1) a sheep that lives as if it is still amongst cave-men.
2) a sheep that seems to be at a much lower level of evolution.
3) a sheep that sometimes dwells in caves, but this can be seen not as regularly with the decrease of caves.
'Oh Micheal, stop acting like a cave-sheep ! Just Google it! '
(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.
This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.
(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.
(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.