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1) A very unfortuante or small penis.
2) A penis that just can't get it up.
3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
Could that possibly be an inch and a half? That is one Tragic Johnson!
Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.
Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
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An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.
Emily Johnson
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The main character of the show, "Instant Star" (which was cancelled in late 2008). She released 4 album soundtracks for the hit show. Alexz is currently wrapping up her debut CD, which is probably going to be released in 2009. She has an incredible voice, although it is probably edited, considering the fact that most artists' voices are edited down on an album.
Did you see "Instant Star" last night? Alexz Johnson is such a good actress!
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the small space between some girls thighs just underneath her vagina while standing upright and legs together.
did you just see that notch johnson walk by?
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Very cool radio DJ's based in Houston, Texas. Can be heard from Dallas to FLA Panhandle. Audience known as 10 %ers, due to only 10 % of the population gets the show! Show consist of John Walton=cool dude, johnson=man of many voices..hehe, Mr. Kennth=gay guy, Mr. O=black dude and last but not least Billy ED= everyones favorite RedNeck!.
YO Dude "walton & Johnson" kick azz in the mornings!
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The baddest mofo on the face of the earth. Often confused with the Canadian Sprinter who was caught using steroids, the true Ben Johnson is actually much bigger, faster, and blacker. His badassness is surpassed only by his game and his sexual prowess.
Example 1:
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?
Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.
Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?
Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.
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One of the greatest running backs ever, coming out of Penn State. In 2002 he had more than 2000 yards and 20 tds, and in 2003 was drafted 27th overall to the Kansas City Chiefs. He was 3rd string for some unbeknownst reason for two years, but now he is the starter due to injuries. He is big, strong, fast, and runs behind a great offensive line. He will probably break a few records before he retires.
Larry Johnson just broke an 84 yard touchdown run.
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