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IRS agent

They steal the green

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green

by Commit tax evasion May 30, 2022


Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021


Project Moon sleeper agent

Fans of games made by indie developer Project Moon that will appear almost anywhere if one of their triggers is said or featured otherwise, examples include but are not limited to:

Red mist, name of a prominent character
Ideal, prominent theme for a story
A black mask covering someone’s entire face, a reference to another prominent character

Despite Project Moon having a statistically smaller fanbase compared to larger fandoms, sleeper agents will arrive in large numbers almost anywhere if any trigger is detected.
The name Project Moon sleeper agent comes from the fact that these persons will activate a set of behaviour when specific triggers are triggered like any sleeper agent and are fans of Project Moon, therefore Project Moon sleeper agents.

Person 1: Grr I’m so angry at person 2 I’m going to turn them into a fine red mist.
Sleeper agent 1: Bait used to be believable- holy shit is that the Red Mist.
Sleeper agent 2: The red WHAT?
Person 3: Oh the Project Moon sleeper agents are here.
Sleeper agent 3: Everyone get in here: summon a limbillion Project Moon fans

by Xavagery May 7, 2024


Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020


Agent Nebraska

A complete faggot. He can't fight worth a shit and his only redeeming factor is his ghetto ass AI that makes him trigger his inner black man.

Have you seen Agent Nebraska lately?

Nope. Check Compton.

by My Name is Nothing October 6, 2017


Special Agent Cucky

An up close and personal view of a late night cucking, involving the cuck on their back watching and tongue assisting their partner/wife whilst getting slapped in the forehead with a pair of sweaty balls, around the same time the bull explodes inside the recipient.

During a dinner party, Shawn was subtly labeled Special Agent Cucky as an inside joke between the trio, insinuating he liked to investigate closely while his partner got pumped full of cum.

by Tiggie Bitties May 5, 2023


Agent Smith

Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."

Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.

Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.

by March 6, 2023