Originating down south, this phrase means that what you are currently doing is not being productive for the task at hand. Standing around the hood of a truck drinking coffee at the job site isn't getting the job done. Or, if you have the wrong tool for the job and are failing at a task.
Sitting here drinking ice tea when we got yard work to do - this ain't getting the baby no candy!
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the motto of Saudi Arabia
saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
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Denial reply claiming that you are not the father of the woman's child
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/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged
4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
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Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban
Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???
Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
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Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.
(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
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A phrase you say when someone says something that no body cares about or you just want to shut down because you wish for their pathetic mouths to be shut.
Logan: Your so stupid Matt.
Matt: So ain't no body care!